Tonight at my house, this was the conversation I heard (while Greg and Julia were watching the Military channel):
Julia: I'm going to join the Army.
Joel: No you're not.
Julia: Yes, I am. I'm going to be a nurse in the Army.
Joel: If you join the Army I'm gonna get mad.
Julia: Why?
Joel: Because you'll die and then I'm gonna be mad.
Nice to know he loves her, right?
